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Suicide

Definition of Suicide (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: The act of taking one's own life voluntarily or intentionally or an example b: Self-harm Political Suicide C: APOPTOSIS Cell Suicide 2. A person who commits suicide or attempts suicide. Suicidal Adjective Definition of Suicide (Entry 2 of 3): Related to or related to suicide. Suicide; Definition of Suicide Suicide (Entry 3 of 3) intransitive verb: to commit suicide transitive verb: to push (oneself) to the brink of death
I am so happy she commited suicide she should of done it early after I impregnated her ass while I was drunk.
by LEGALISE_PIRACY June 5, 2022
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Quasi-suicidal

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
I think Alex is sounding very quasi-suicidal these days, we should check on him.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
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genetic suicide

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.

Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.

The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.

These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.

So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"

"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
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suicide scare

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic
Person 1: “I love you
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024
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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
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suicide

self-annihilation
bob commited suicide
by bob_wastaken February 25, 2022
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