Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.

"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"

by D0Ice August 28, 2022

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025

suicide bombed

a guy who sends you a dick pic and blocks you immediately after, regardless if you’ve seen it or not

person 1: omfg he sent me an unsolicited dick pic then blocked me??
person 2: yeah he totally suicide bombed u

by draingangman May 24, 2022

Suicidal depression

Depression with suicidal thoughts

Doctor Billy has suicidal depression

by 459395 July 11, 2024

DDR Suicide Challenge

Double Dutch Rudder Suicide Challenge - The Double Dutch Rudder Challenge is when you find 3 homeless bums, get one of them to slit his/her wrists and try to get the other two bums off via Dutch Rudder before he/she passes out.

"Lets find some homeless bums and make them do the DDR Suicide Challenge"

by Yardape22 May 9, 2012

Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources

If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016