two steps ahead

im always two steps ahead

this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life

btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want

by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025

Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)

“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Step rule

The step rule defines the only instance in which a family member having sex with another family member is not incest. This situation is where the relationship has step- in the name i.e. Stepsister, stepfather, etc.

Person 1: Is that porn incest?

Person 2: No, it's the step rule

by General secrecy July 2, 2019

step chicken

RISE UP STEP CHICKEN🐔✊.

The most powerful, best and greatest cult of all tiktok.

Invented by @chunkysdead, our Mother hen and cult leader.

We are trying to take over the complete internet.

You probably saw our iconic pfp (blue light and person with glasses). Join us and become a step chicken🐔✊

On Tiktok
Comment A: We need to take over the internet
Comment B: Yes, rise up step chickens
Comment C: We will make our Mother hen proud 🐔✊
Comment D: Oh hello, fellow step chickens

by step chicken🐔✊ May 15, 2020

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

step-co-parent-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's parent.
2- Child-in-law's stepparent.

step-co-parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Step-Chad

A mythical creature imagined by single moms as an attractive, successful, muscular Alpha man who will come save the single moms and their children and rescue them from the streets. Step-Chad will bend at the knee and give in to every demand of a single mom without any authority over the home or children. When the single mom sees that Step-Chad isn't coming she will cry, whine, and blame men for not stepping up and taking care of her and her kids, essentially playing victim and taking no responsibility for her situation.

Destiny still can't find a Step-Chad for her crotch goblins.

by pivotman October 5, 2023