Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,

Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”

by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018

Don’t stick your spoon in

Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.

Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”

by BigBobby2435 June 26, 2022

Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

spoon

a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker

"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"

by ALIZALAIZALAIZ August 25, 2022

Spooning Sunday

For when yo baby momma, sugardaddy or any of the sort ain’t pullin thru you gots to get the homies involved with Spooning Sunday cuz all time is cuddle time (you can also participate if your single since we all down bad)

“Gonna go Spooning with the boyz for Spooning Sunday 🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈🤟🤟🤟”

by Waitingforgf... May 6, 2021

Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

by WorseThanHitler December 1, 2020