A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.
by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015
Get the Spidermug. a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024
Get the spider gagmug. A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.
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Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot
Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls
Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot
Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls
Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡
by bwakery May 31, 2021
Get the despasito spidermug. Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.
Spider-Man franchise
Spider-Man franchise
by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017
Get the spider-man franchisemug. A term used if your from Mansfield, England if a situation is bizarre or makes you raise your eyebrows. Mildly shocking.
by Mystikal 234 January 29, 2021
Get the Spidersmug. Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.
When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
by Adraa23 May 20, 2022
Get the Barking Spidermug. Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020
Get the Money Spidermug.