pub rules

Don't discuss politics or religion.

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!

by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021

Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021

Overnight Rule

when someone leaves an item in your possession overnight and for the duration of you having the item you can use it as-much as you want to and are under no obligation to give it back until they remember and ask for it back.

"Cal left his weed at mine last night so i claimed overnight rule, so you want to smoke a joint now?"

by RJ1995 September 18, 2012

Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

by Liferules420 July 14, 2023

Rule 34

A rule that basically states that if something exists , it has or will inevitably have a porn version of it at one point.

Person A : Ayoo what is spongbob doing

Person B : ever heard of rule 34 ?

by DefMas August 7, 2023

the aquarius rule

you can mourn a relationship 1 day for every month you dated.

the aquarius rule is real i didn’t make it up

by yourstepsis'ssidecvhick August 29, 2023

Quid Rules

Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:

1. 1 is half two

2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)

9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)

3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2

Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"

4. Addition is up

5. Subtraction is down

6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction

7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5

7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"

8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4

9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals

10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these

"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"

by Mr Bin September 10, 2023