Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

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Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019

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wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

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Poo pusher

'Poo Pusher' - a derogatory term for a homosexual.

Craig: Andrew, you're a poo Pusher.
Andrew : ahh what's the story, I'm not a Poo Pusher.

by Hawke Myster General January 30, 2020

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poo spooked

Anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.

Right when I sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. I had to leave, I was poo spooked.

by Mrara October 20, 2008

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poo face

(Latin:Femos Poois Chopis)Girls brown faces

Poo Faced girls who like to spend hours on the sunbed and end up having a face that resembles a large poo like structure, large "dow" like faces or fat chops are very common in the poo face race.

by Steve " GERMZ" Jones May 8, 2006

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