A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races
by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018
by Murrkin June 18, 2017
1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.
2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.
2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
by alehandro camerez March 10, 2008
Brett: Hey man did you do that chick last night??
Aaron: YEAH BRO! I busted my insanity nut on her! She was cover in my cum dude i was like a fire hose!!
Aaron: YEAH BRO! I busted my insanity nut on her! She was cover in my cum dude i was like a fire hose!!
by pussypounderbydick69 May 21, 2011
by Skyeet_ November 01, 2019
Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"
Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"
Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
by Money $hot November 13, 2010
When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch
Alr fine but only for the dutch
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020