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Noob

Sanda is a big noob, he gets bullied by his best friend N3koPheonix.
by ZoomerZ200 September 30, 2021
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Noob

The Word 'Noob', newb or newbie is a slang term for a novice or newcomer, or somebody inexperienced in a profession or activity. It Basically refers to the idea that someone is new to a game, concept, or idea. To Officially not be A Noob, you need to be Playing for 3-7 Months, If you're referring to a video game Noob. But, it's also often used for descriptive purposes only, without any value judgment. So if your Brother, Sister, or even a friend calls you a Noob, I'm sure they don't mean it intentionally.
You're such a Noob at this game, lol.
by Cameron Annenberg July 26, 2019
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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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noob

Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis
Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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Noob

A person, that usually has recently begun doing an activity for the first time. People that can do the same activity better in general can give this title to people worse than them.
A noob has beat me with a cod.
by benix134*2 November 17, 2021
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Noob

An idiot that we all are at least once.
Look at that noob...
Its so cringy!
by CakeCat July 31, 2018
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Noob

A misused mispelling of n00b or newb popularized by zoomers and YouTubers. The correct terms are:

Newb: short for newbie, someone who is new to a video game
N00b (spelled with zeros): someone who is perpetually terrible at video games in spite of their experience; often used as mockery.
Hayden isn't a noob, he just started playing. He's a newb.
by Sticklerr May 14, 2024
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