alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket from Alabama

lets go to Alabama for a Alabama hot pocket

by hunte and zahra June 21, 2016

Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.

Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.

by Brandonhasatinypipi September 23, 2019

Alabama Monkey Style

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps

"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."

by ZiggarothEaterofSouls November 27, 2021

alabama snow blower

The act of ejaculating inside of a cherry show cone and then giving it to the first redneck you come across

Homre 1: yo when I gave my girl that snow cone she had no idea i gave it an alabama snow blower

by PAPA HARRISON June 8, 2016

Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

by Jimbalanna June 28, 2014