Steve

Steve loves the cold more than life itself. He loves a beer, cold of course! Even his soul is cold.

Steve loves the cold more than he loves his wife

by Astraaurelis February 23, 2021

Steve

Good guy will give u the wife off of his back

Didn't believe what they said about Steve untill he let me borrow his wife..

by Oh shithead December 11, 2019

Steve

That one guy that keeps insisting that the earth is flat but you have to put up with him because he is the one that you pay rent to or some dumb shit like that and he has a wife called something like Karen,Barba or Debra.

Person A:''Aww fuck,don't look now but I think that's Steve over there.''
Person B:''Shit....''
Steve:''Where is my rent,Person B?''

by fluffyshi July 2, 2020

Steve

Someone who is undoubtedly wholesome.

"He's such a Steve🥺🥺"

by faseharr February 12, 2021

Steve Sandseded

Being screwed around by a coworker. Usually by being given their spoils.

Looks like I got Steve Sandseded on this project again. Classic fucking Steve!

by Robert C Robot January 19, 2024

Steve Kelley

Noun When you wake up in an unknown location under a pile of women

"Dude, I went to Thailand last month and totally pulled a Steve Kelley"

by MVD521 June 6, 2019

Stinky Steve

When a friend jokingly farts, but it's accidentally a shart and some gets on your shoes.

Jared: Hey. Pull my finger.
Mitch: Ughh dude! You just dropped a stinky Steve on my foot.
Jared: Oops. Sorry.

by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017