Mountain thighs

Mountain thighs are bigger, juicer,thicker,bouncier,jigglier,and more stackable than thunder thighs

"look at that girls mountain thighs!"

by Nathaniel the great December 14, 2024

Oowacheetah Mountains

Commonly mistaken for the Ouachita Mountains, this mountain range is located in west central Arkansas, southeastern Oklahoma and north-east Texas. In the late 20th century a geologist named Honkey stumbled across these mountains with stunning beauty, confusion began to set in while taking a strike and dip measurement. His confusion led to the new name Oowacheetah. (Noun)

Honkey carries his purple backpack up the Oowacheetah Mountains.

by )(olla2.0 December 10, 2010

Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022

Mountain Monkey

Derogatory term for mountainous inhabiting people often used against people originating from Greece, Armenia, Lebanon, Dagestan, Afghanistan etc. along with people of Kurdish ancestry.

“Look at those Mountain Monkeys parading around that Gyro shop”

by Undergroundwardog January 6, 2025

bro-back mountain

When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains

I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.

by Thompison333 February 26, 2021

trip to the mountains

Midwestern slang term for abandoning your team and pursuing solo opportunities similar to the successes of Freddie Mercury, Jon Lennon, Roger Daltry or Billy Corgan.

Let's take a trip to the mountains and get this team set up for success!

by DansDrone May 25, 2022