good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 7, 2018

Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time

Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?

by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018

Morning Kyle

Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink

"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"

by ckaz June 28, 2024

Morning Joe First Look

Morning Joe First Look (formerly First Look) was an American breakfast television airing on MSNBC. It was broadcast live on weekday mornings at 5 a.m. Eastern Time Zone, and competed with CNN's Early Start and Fox News' Fox & Friends First. The program was last anchored by Yasmin Vossoughian.

On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.

by SPrice1980 May 10, 2023

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Good Morning

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.

Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up

by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019

morning makeup face

Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.

Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.

by Cubbykins April 5, 2017