May 5th

National Get Naked Day

Dude, she just got naked
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by benj4min May 5, 2022

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29 may

Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week

Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks

by zakrocma November 22, 2021

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May 12th

May 12th is the day t express your hate for Yara

Girl 1: Why are you gossiping about Yara
Girl 2: CUZ ITS MAY 12TH DUHH

by xxmagical May 11, 2022

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May 14

Let gio eat u out day

It may 14 time to get eat out

by Not gio April 30, 2022

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May third

National take a hoodie day.

“ITS MAY THIRD GIVE ME YOUR HODDIE” “oh yea I forgot here”.

by just_him May 2, 2022

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May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

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