Stupid math

An oxymoron for smart people but it is not for stupid people who don't even know about it(ex the one writing the first defination of this word).

Stupid math is an oxymoron for people like me.

by Dgnatanh June 3, 2021

Math

Something the teacher adds 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to when it can be done with just one

Math is long

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo March 11, 2021

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

mel math

Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.

"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."

"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"

by Lmaokai1234 August 27, 2021

Mathing

When you think you know the math but it's just not making sense

This math just not mathing right

by Amonthtsnox September 17, 2021

Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.

Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class

by Math(s) October 20, 2018

Math

Mental

Abuse
To
Humans

Math makes me wanna kms

by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017