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Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.
Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.
by Numerati November 24, 2024
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ST MATH

its a living hell in which a stupid penguin needs our help to MOVE!!!!!!!!!! And we have to do it for 20 mins. a day!
st math is stupid
by stmathsucks May 3, 2022
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A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”
Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.
by Numerati January 2, 2025
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Math

U + I = 69
Math = 69
by Abbs_Carroll September 4, 2020
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Math

M-ental

A-ubse

T-o
H-umans

This physical subject induces with you’re mind and messes with you’re head, not only does math hurt you’re brain, it gives you stress aswell. Math fucking is abuse to my brain and you’res to.
Uhhh math is next period.

Oh shit math is next period, better stay hide in a locker.
by ĆlassČłown March 5, 2018
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math

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
Every Student Ever: Math Fucking Sucks
by RickyVisc February 1, 2018
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Math

M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans
Girl:ughh I hate math!
Boy:me too it hurts my head when I think about it
Girl:I know right! Ughhhh
by Dekuisgay May 24, 2020
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