Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.

I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.

by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025

three log box

A female that takes cock in all three holes

Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box

by Racerx2421 August 14, 2023

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

Sniffer Log

When she shits on the table after anal so you sniffer log.

I fucked my wife in the ass last night and then she shit a log on the table when I pulled out and she asked me to sniffer log.

by Bigbossman69k! May 9, 2025

Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 20, 2016