Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.

Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.

by Jordan Skeetersen April 1, 2024

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024