Jersey Smore

When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.

I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.

by no_im_bryna January 27, 2019

Jersey belle

A woman born and raised in Jersey who fell in love with the south, and despite what she thinks is a transplanted country girl. Most country boys fall in love with her unique combination of a beautiful and strong spunky jersey girl, mixed with the sweet and salty homestyle love of a southern girl. She can hold her own and blends in with the best of the southern folk as most accept her for her new found country roots along with her old quick wit and humor.

We always knew he'd end up with a southern belle, but he did one better and got himself a jersey belle.

A jersey belle - twice the sarcasm and booty, yet just the same southern charm and beauty.

by Carolinaduckhunter June 6, 2017

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

Jersey Slide

when a car goes from the left lane on the highway over to the right lane in one move, with little regard for anyone else on the highway.

Watch out for that white BMW with the orange girl driving. She is going to pull a jersey slide to get off the GardenState Parkway exit for Seaside Heights.

by Larry Kleist December 7, 2023

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

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"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.

Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”

by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025

Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.

What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze

by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025