First off HUGE penis mans is half horse.Great personality and his charisma his Barack level. The chosen one and leader of men. A gentleman women fling themselves at him but he has only one true love .God. a Family man the type of guy you bring home to mama and papa.Your father will ask why you don’t propose. Cardi b might not cook or clean but evan major Jackson? Build:different. master chef and son of mr clean himself the boy is nice. Overall lots could be said about him and really no one knows him he’s like
A ghost a legend the prodigy.
A ghost a legend the prodigy.
by Emj November 23, 2021
A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."
by platergamer January 14, 2024
Shy boy turned into skilled hacker and nephew of the most FUCKING BADASS protaganist ever, AIDEN PEARCE, they team up in Watch Dogs Legion: Bloodline alongside Wrench to bring down Rampart
by Hackeeeer August 19, 2021
When you light your ass hair on fire and then run around Walmart screaming you can’t tame me while rubbing uncrustables on your man tits making sure you have all the jelly mixed with your titty milk. Also you have to call out all the niggers in the store
by Jey oi February 17, 2024
Oh that guy really loves that movie jackson (big daddy)
Hey you trying to watch big daddy starring adam sandler jackson (big daddy)
throw on some big daddy why don't ya said jackson (big daddy)
Hey you trying to watch big daddy starring adam sandler jackson (big daddy)
throw on some big daddy why don't ya said jackson (big daddy)
by 🌹Randomrose🌹 February 10, 2022
bitch ass jamie lover that says “soon” every-time you need him for something. always loud and obnoxious and will try to steal your boyfriend. also spends money on overly expensive mandalorian hoodies and will offer to buy you one.
jonathan: oh my god look at that loser, the fuck is he wearing?
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
nick: that’s jackson plenty and he’s wearing the same mandalorian hoodie for the third day in a row. can’t believe he offered to buy me that shit
by imaverysexymannamedmagnus February 28, 2022
Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019