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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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second great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's grandson.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds

Every Wednesday you have to kiss yo girl for ten seconds
by Jpdk nigga May 30, 2018
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World's second best civilian

self explanatory
I'm the world's SECOND best civilian
by nuthinbutg June 26, 2022
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second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.
Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!
by jTechMHz December 10, 2016
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30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick
Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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