glasses

your vision is blurry

people who wear glasses can't see well lol

by Ohbo July 31, 2021

Girl with the glass jaw

The girl that sees a female from history and decides the person is everything she wants to be, though its not who she was growing up, and therefore not who she is.

The girl with the glass jaw talked a lot of shit based on who she wanted to be in life, and it also took attention off some of what she was doing with her spare time.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

Glass

1. A person, whose facade you can see right through
2. A person who is completely transparent, and honest.

1. “I think it’s all an act, dudes glass”
2. “I always go to Haley for fashion advice, she’s glass”

by your neighbor April 25, 2024

glass rose

How sophisticated tweakers refer to a meth pipe

Timmy never asks for a meth pipe in the head shop. He asks for a glass rose, and if he's lucky it has a teeny tiny flower in it.

by fVck_m3th March 7, 2025

there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024