fries

fries is the remains of a brutaly murdered potato, they are tasty tho... I mean, just imagine a cute lil' potato getting put on a cutterboard and then just brutaly sliced in pieces.

person1: I want to get some fries
person2: YOU EVIL!

by marsmewow December 8, 2020

Kentucky Fried Cuck

The Kentucky Fried Cuck (KFC) is when you get a bucket of chicken from KFC, sit in the corner of a room eating said chicken whilst simultaneously watching someone make love to your partner.

Person 1: “What are you doing tonight?”
Person 2: “I’m doing the Kentucky Fried Cuck.”

by Guc1er November 29, 2025

Fried Ian

A mental state of being in which removing all of ones clothing and engaging in uncomfortable conversation topics with a friend's mother after eating too much acid

Tell your mom to lock her door, we have ourselves a Fried Ian situation.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Fried Liver Wash

A place to get lost in the Joshua Tree deserts. You’ll encounter lizards, low brush, high winds, and a bukkake of cholla cactus.

Who the hell named this “Fried Liver Wash?”

by liver-san January 31, 2019

fried moldy orange

Rotten.

It's never a good idea to eat a fried moldy orange.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

Put the Fries In The Bag

Slang on TikTok that is use to tell someone to get a job. Usually used towards content creators like “The Mannii Show” to symbolize their content is not something they should pursue.

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person 2: just put the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏

by electricm July 9, 2024

Fri

Fried oil that is around fried food. (noun)

Most people only eat the fri off chicken tenders.

by MMMmmmmm!! November 24, 2020