Run from a fight

Fight, what fight? They said it was going to be a beatdown.

To run from a fight is what is going to happen.

by bushlight January 16, 2018

bloody knuckle fight

A type of boxing/street fighting with no padding. Both the knuckles and face bleed, so blood gets from fists to face and vice-versa. There is not an obvious winner since both persons involved are seriously injured on at least one part of their body. However, the person last conscious is usually considered the victor

X: I got in a bloody knuckle fight. My hands are all cut, one of my hands is broken, and so are three fingers on my other hand. Also I got punched in the face that gave me a black eye, and almost ko'd me.
Y: Damn, sounds brutal. You win?

X: Who knows. Both of our hands and faces were messed up and we were both punch drunk

Ex2:
X: I won a bloody knuckle fight with one hit, although that broke my hand
Y: you k.o.'d him with one hit!?
X: yeah, but my hand is shattered my hitting him in the face.

by Darksoul538635375935 December 31, 2016

Nutella fight

When you and your gurl having anal and both if you randomly shit you procced to throw the shit at eachother leaving a nutella-like substance behind.

Oi bruv me and my girl had bare nutella fights last night init bludclart.

by Big smelly gypsy January 13, 2017

cocking a fight

When you say you will have a fight and then not have one

Aye your cocking a fight thought you said you were gonna fight me

by Emily134):7 January 19, 2017

sword fight

1)When two men use their penises(swords) too fight with each other until one of them decide to release their full might (their enemy will not be able to "cum" out of that one.)

2)When two men are together and they decided to have a fight with each other by urinating in a straight line and then making them as in their unrine(not sure how to spell) collude with one another. A new source of entrainment to whole new level

Wanna join in with me and Jeff's(meme) sword fight?

by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017

comeback fight

the act of continuing to comeback like its a game

a: youre fat
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow

by hsafudgysjudyf May 13, 2020

Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.

Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.

by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020