"John is such an Ethan Evenson"
by Your friend bbbrrrooockkk March 18, 2016
by Billy Bob Jeff Bananas November 14, 2017
While fucking a chick doggy style grab her hair and split it in two.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
by The Ennis June 22, 2024
A man who knows way too much about coding and has the bone structure of a twig. He might have a couple of friends and might act chill around them, but the second he gets on Discord he is possibly the most racist person imaginable. Music taste either doesn't exist or is really bad, mostly consisting of video game soundtracks and more video game soundtracks. He's an absolute gamer though, a cool friend to have.
by Vapid. March 25, 2024
Ethan A. G.W., The bestest boy in the whole world. He’s a sweet golden boy who looks at you with the eyes full of love. He’d give you the world if he could and would relentlessly love you and all your flaws. He reminds you of how beautiful you are and tries his best to be the best and can be a little clingy at times. His best features include his ass, dick, smile, and most important the eyes that hold this universe. Perfect daddy material and cuddle material.
by Ethan A. W.G. October 02, 2023
Furry: “bark bark im sexually attracted to do-
Ethan: shut the fuck up
Just think about it, a HUMAN dressing up like a dog and acting like one, “Ethan Ledbetter”
Ethan: shut the fuck up
Just think about it, a HUMAN dressing up like a dog and acting like one, “Ethan Ledbetter”
by No morefurries April 11, 2022
A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018