Ethan

Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god.

Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god

Ethan by Dolphincock69! March 28, 2023

Ethan

A man who won't shut up about Among Us.
The definition of:
Me: Why are you being an Ethan?
Joe: But I am not talking about Among Us.
Me: ... Still.

Ethan cannot shut up about among us.

Ethan by Nonebody March 29, 2023

Ethan

Vanilla

"Geez What A Vanilla Bitch, Must Be A Ethan"

Vanilla(Plain)

Ethan by CootPootLooter March 29, 2023

Ethan

A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.

Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE

Ethan by Horxch April 6, 2023

Ethan

Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.

I wish I was Ethan

You should be more like Ethan

Ethan by Ethanlover69 April 7, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a kindhearted person. He will hide how he’s truly feeling and won’t open up to just anyone. Ethan’s the type of guy to have few close friends but very well known, goes to church almost every Sunday, and probably own some farm animal(s).

Ethan can be cute, funny, really kind (but knows when to be mean in a joking manner), he could never be mad at anyone for longer than a few minutes :). Anyone who has an Ethan in their life should be so lucky. <3

Person 1: Hey, who is that guy you’re always with??
Person 2: That’s my best friend Ethan, I think you’d like him a lot!
Person 1: Oh, dopee!

Ethan by hoeshi June 30, 2023

Ethan

Ethan, probably the coolest guy out there. Ethan is the kind of guy that doesn’t simp easily,even though he loves to fall in love. Ethan doesn’t care about a look, he’s attracted to a vibe that very few women give off, even if it’s through a phone.Trustworthiness, loyal, the kind of guy his girlfriends parents love. Always likes to get the crowd going and see people smile. The kind of guy to jump in the river to save a drowning baby deer even though he can’t swim great, then refuses his picture in the paper or tv, humbles himself to allow others attention. Ethan stays focused and is wise beyond his years. Funny by accident, and loves the outdoors, snowboarding is his go to sport after boxing.

Person: Isint Ethan catching vibes off that streamer on kick?
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.

Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.

Ethan by I am soooo cool July 2, 2023