Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.

Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.

by Cuppy May 28, 2017

donut house

A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.

When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.

by Anonymous May 8, 2004

Jelly Donut

When you cream in your side hoes pussy while she screams to be filled with your semen

I just gave my girl a jelly donut

by dmcvean23 January 2, 2021

eagle donut

jealousy of any wildcat football player that results in the lining of ones anus to turn into an "eagle donut"

After we won our ninth state title, he really got an eagle donut

by jedadiah July 9, 2006

Dusting the donut

When a Irishman and large headed man gather in a hotel room and douche there assholes prior to putting coke up there bums.

I'll be dusting the donut before the Xmas party

by Good cunt November 29, 2019