Ron dong

A guy who is super homophobic and outspoken about gays to cover up being gay and still in the closet.

He is super ron dong tonight

by Husky boy 1969 April 15, 2023

Dong Quixote syndrome

Searching high and low for some form or another of malfeasance that doesn't exist.

Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.

by BigJD3 April 25, 2023

Adam Dong

the most helpful guy in the block. Looks intimidating but is actually really friendly once you get to know him. Scarily enough almost everyone knows who he is.

Adam Dong? Oh yea everyone knows him
Donger

by uni1102 May 9, 2023

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

dingle the dong

Masturbation for men
other slangs: beating the meat

I didn't dingle the dong for a week

by PissMaster64 December 2, 2022

ding dong

Means your cock is huge.

That guys cock is huge, he is a ding dong

by sufoK December 17, 2022

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face

Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!

by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022