U-Dong

1.A flavor in ramen.

2. Short for Huge-Penis

1. Hey, do you like u-dong ramen?

2.That u-dong is right up yo ass!

by :_:_: October 21, 2016

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dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".

Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!

by Hogleg samurai November 14, 2016

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dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker December 29, 2015

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Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

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I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!

by RareMojo September 21, 2021

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