Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.
Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!
by Brandon Zheng April 08, 2011
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Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue
Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"
by Cowan123 January 20, 2023
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Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”
by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
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Bullet in brain disease

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.

The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.
1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
by Royal Rage December 04, 2024
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soul nerve disease

Soul Nerve disease: Is the literal translation from Mandarin Chinese to English . Has been commonly used by 2nd to 3rd generation Chinese Americans born in the states. In the Mandarin Chinese language, it is primarily used when describing a person who has severe mental instabilities like insane or crazy pronounced shun- jing.bing. But in America when translated its used for people whom have personality disorders that are generally untreatable. Example would be calling someone who is a malignant narcissist someone who is suffering from a severe case of soul nerve disease.

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When asking my friend, who has been in a toxic relationship , how everything was going. He said, that he finally realized he had to leave his girlfriend before he gets totally drained by her soul nerve diseased manipulative ways. Which was a relief for me and all other friends to hear. Cause that girl was a jezebel spirit if there ever was one.
by LuvH8Luv October 25, 2022
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A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.
Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).
by rissyjade June 07, 2011
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crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.
“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”
by MoonstoneAlch_ April 07, 2019
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