A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
by Hannibal Cannabis September 10, 2020
Person 1: Do I really have to do the laundry?
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.
by Ohmycrackers! February 25, 2012
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Prison term for a white man who can't stand up for hisself thus becomes someones bitch meaning he gets owned and gets fucked in his mouth and in his ass a lot... He can also be shared or used as payment for debts.
by RCurtis October 12, 2007
Honky-Ass Cracker is a name that racist African Americans use when referring to a white person whom they dislike. Derogatory in nature .
by Dr. Adam Caldwell February 27, 2016
by pink_demon July 21, 2006
A random word used as an expletive like damn and shit but will make your friends laugh and keep you out of trouble.
by Xela the Great (Pretender) March 29, 2006