by Mark1106 March 20, 2023

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.
by nightlover November 4, 2012

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by Don Ash January 5, 2022

When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.
by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it
"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE
by Ayy24 June 22, 2018
