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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
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Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.
by Coffee Association November 14, 2020
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to be someone's coffee

Phrase told about somebody you cannot imagine living without, somebody you really appreciate.
I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
by TheEveni November 16, 2018
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coffee

me : shut up and give me some coffee.
by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019
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coffee

any kind of stimulants, usually cocaine. used to avoid catching attention in public you're geekin
"Just drank a double espresso, i feel fucking amazing."
"You wanna grab a coffee before work?"
by cokedietndietcoke July 25, 2022
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Coffee

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it
"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE
by Ayy24 June 22, 2018
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cheeseburger and coffee

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")
Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee
by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010
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