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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
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earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009
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Cushen Clincher

Supressing farts in the work place
When your at your desk and have to fart, you fart into the cushen of your chair while your lower mid section is tucked nicely and firmly up against your desk creating a cushen clincher
by plasma membrane July 14, 2010
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Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!
Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.
by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010
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ant clutch

a person who disowns all his friends for the pleasure of pot. he ends up gettin' kicked out of his home and starts smokin' crack. he then goes into a deep depression.
i feel bad for ant clutch because he has no life.
by TRoHoops November 1, 2010
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Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
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zoodabega crunch

a healthy breakfast cereal with zucchini and rutabaga.
Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!
by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011
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