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legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
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cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.
I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.
by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014
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rusty cave

When your partner asks you to not clean your butthole before they toss your salad.
Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
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Sewer Cave

A vagina that hasn't been touched till the penis has fully penetrated the (an) anus continously. For then the the vaginas will then become a stenchy dirty "Sewer-Cave".
"Dude she let me put it in her ass, THEN I f***** her one pussy!"
"Awe damn, did you eat her out afterwards?"
"He'll no, that shit was a Sewer Cave when I was done with it"
by The Douche Named Chad! July 13, 2015
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She Cave

A woman's sanctuary.
A peaceful retreat away from everyone else.

A woman's version of the man cave; except a whole lot cleaner.

A woman's version of the man cave; except a whole lot cleaner.
When my family gets on my nerves I retreat to my She Cave.
by Ms.Riff4U September 29, 2015
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Bearded Cave

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.
by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015
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memory cave

A place where you keep items such as framed pictures, ornaments, and other objects that remind you of specific events of your past.
Guy1: I got so many pictures of my family and friends hanging on my bedroom wall...
Guy 2: Wow dude you've got yourself a memory cave!
by The Raptor October 20, 2015
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