cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call

Here's my cat card; call me later.

by Nawwal June 7, 2017

Green Card

Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave

From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.

by Thefrenchstud March 7, 2017

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Reverse Card

The Reverse Card is one of the most powerful artifacts next to the N-Word Pass, it is used by deflecting a roast or sentence like "your mom gey" and "the person above/below me is a pedophile".

Memer 1: lmao your mom gay and dad lesbian
Memer 2: *pulls out Reverse Card*
Memer 1: OOF *dies*

by dominator300 May 15, 2019

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

card predator

Any website or business that is created simply to steal your credit or debit card

Hey, don’t trust those sites! You never know if they’re just card predators

by THEGMANERER July 10, 2018

Carolina credit card

Is when you flip her upside down and swipe a cookie of your choice from the pinker to the stinker.

Miranda wanted a Carolina credit card yesterday evening, but I didn't have a Cookie

by Okamiiiiiii November 29, 2022