bone babe

the girls in marching band that everyone likes. Only the smartest, funniest, most attractive girls get the honor of being a bone babe (and it helps if they play trombone).

Bone babes ALWAYS go down

Bone babes make the best cookies

mmmmmm! how bout that batch of bone babes we got this year? NOICE!

by averagejoe724 March 23, 2011

Half Bone

The state of a penis being in between flaccid and erect; distinctly characterized by being enlarged with blood, but not quite being hard.

"I went to an Avenged Sevenfold concert and met the band. Is it gay if I popped a half bone?"

by Slimjimsbathtub September 22, 2011

Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".

Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

T-bone

A nickname that sounds cool at first, but later a person realizes why that person is so nicknamed. Especially applicable if that person did something stupid to receive said nickname.

Hey have you met T-bone
No, but cool nickname
Actually he walked into a parked car.
Wow that is a T-bone.

by Jewtang Forever December 13, 2009

Boned Out

Rock hard boner, bigger/harder than normal, usually is one that you have trouble standing back up unless you move your junk around so nobody else will notice. Totally excited and penis goes erect. An erection of the penis.

You see some hot chick and instantly get a woody and tell your friend, "Dude, I'm all boned out, check her out!"

by The Dirty Pajerty June 21, 2009

Bone Soup

This is the act of having sex with someone from behind when both parties are drunk. Bone soup happens when the motion of sex makes the person getting it from behind throw up.

Last night Sara was so drunk when we had sex I made her bone soup

by Diller October 16, 2008

Scotty Bones

usually any person with the name of Scotty or Scott people name him "Scotty Bones", "Bones" or "Scotty B". Almost no celebrities have the name of Scott, so this is a unique name.

Ayo yo BONES, wut up doh!!

Dat nigga Scotty Bones iz pimpin son

DJ: Scotty B up in this house, lemme hear u make some NOISE!!!!

by b0n35 July 10, 2010