Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms

damn my tactical board is so hard right now

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

circuit board

Someone whose appeal is rooted in intelligence, technical skill, and being unreasonably competent with computers.

By extension: sleeping with or being into engineers, hackers, software developers, etc.

"She doesn’t date athletes, she dates circuit boards."

by beerfetcher420 January 31, 2026

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

BBBB/Boba Bubble Butt Bitch

A person who sucks ass with a boba straw, or eats ass in general. A term from the show “Big Mouth”

Friend 1:“Did you hear what Jacob did to Sarah?”
Friend 2: Yea he’s a BBBB/Boba Bubble Butt Bitch

by Ontopofcarssshakingbutt June 17, 2025

bulletin board

The place where SMS shorthands like YAML (Yeah, I Am Making Love) oftentimes originate from

I found the latest SMS shorthand on the bulletin board; it’s where all the cool kids share their new lingo!

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025