Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013

an amesbury

When a gay male has a girlfriend to hide the fact he hasnt yet come out of the closet.

see 'Beard'

John Pulled an amesbury. we know hes gay, he's j ust hiding the fact.

by Anonononononononononon mouse May 18, 2014

most awesome word in world

Typed in urban dictionary when extremely bored

I was so bored I typed most awesome word in world.

by Sexmasterbater July 2, 2016

Eric awesome

the most awesome person in the world.

-Do you know Eric Awesome?
-YES!!!!! WE ALL LOVE HIM!!!

by Awwesomere December 20, 2016

Steveo Amison

A big dude with ankles the size of watermelond

That guy has steveo amison ankles

by GreenGuy69696969chickens March 4, 2017

Sean Ames

He who hails satan

GO AHEAD AND PULL A SEAN AMES

by Slayer325378 April 6, 2017