Alexander

MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN

'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"

by SI33p May 29, 2024

Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024

Alexander

The absolute funniest guy to be around. If you're ever in a bad mood, call up this guy. Not only will he make you smile, but he'll comfort you. Alexander doesn't always do everything directly so you have to look for those little things. Checking if you're hungry, getting you water, cracking a joke when he realizes you look down and stopping the jokes when he knows you just need a hug. He doesn't think very highly of himself and I wish he did. I mean he's like the coolest guy I know. He doesn't have to change anything about himself, and he's one of the best friends I've ever had.

Alexander? Oh yeah I know him, coolest dude ever...and his hair? DAYMN!

by littlegreenmushroom July 15, 2024

Alexander Oldham

Name, and English name after the town of oldham. Means Fat-fuck.

Hey looks it’s an Alexander oldham!

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

ALEXANDER

slow as shit at running

Alex your slow as shit and your ass shit
Alexander run faster you gronk

by 19838474y August 20, 2024

Alexander

Alexander is a myth but not quite a legend he's a shadow in a shadowy room.He is man but not any man just a man. He's someone you can rely on . He's someone but not just Someone.Alexander is not a person nor a place he is an idea of Alexander. Ps Alexander has a big cock

That's a classic Alexander move right there.

by Alexandero December 20, 2024

Alejandro Hernandez

He is the definition of the smartest most sarcastic person you’ll meet. Always the life of the party and making everyone laugh. He is kind and hardworking and did I mention how smart he is? Everyone he meets is lucky to know him even if he is a Capricorn.

¡Alejandro Hernandez es muy inteligente y guapo…!

by fatcalypso December 28, 2024