Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 9, 2022

Feeling the boat

Verb: To close your eyes whilst sailing to ‘feel the boat’ and truly experience the boat through all aspects

It’s time to try feeling the boat

by Rtyuioplkjhgfdsa April 1, 2025

boat gassed

To be super drunk.

Todd wants to get as boat gassed drunk as that Indian siphoning gas out of his boat parked on the dock.

by Reginasask September 2, 2021

in the boat

If someone pisses you off so much, that you never want to speak or associate with that person ever again.
Life sentence

If I find out he's done that, then that's it, he's in the boat.

by the banditTtttpodfjgo[aernmgoB August 24, 2017

Boat Loc

A boat full of loco (Boat Loc) or crazy as FUCK.

This mothafucka is boat loc!

by chjori March 10, 2020

Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

boat bumper

A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.

I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!

by Jrod2113 October 5, 2017