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cad of wash

Yo! Lemme see the cad of wash...
by Grant The Muscle December 18, 2008
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uphill dish washing

A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.
I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.
by oldmanoreily April 10, 2010
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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024
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washed the deck

My boyfriend washed the deck so good last night i can not walk right i am so raw from him
by yea me 2 December 31, 2014
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Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”
by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024
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KUG Wash

Activity in which the Penis is deep cleaned, 1st with a layer of hair gel, then scrubbed with rough sandpaper, and finished with icy hot.
Group KUG wash in 5!!!”
by Asymmmm620 November 21, 2024
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