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Tom Turkey Booty Call

The act in which one inserts their face between a pair of a women's booty cheeks and makes an effective turkey call sounding like an agitated tom wild turkey during the breeding season.
Brandon. "Man did you hear John totally tom turkey booty called that bitch at the party last night" Dave. "Really"?! "Damn that's fucked"!
by Captain Stoney November 21, 2019
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My dermal becomes turkeys

1. Goosebumps, but only if you're using google translate from Dutch.

2. The feeling you get when someone with skin fibrosis gently caresses you with a giant turkey leg purchased at Disney World.
The way John touched me with that meat stick was nothing short of astonishing. My dermal becomes turkeys when I think about it. Sadly, the antibiotics will take months to cure me.
by LOLWTFBBQZZZZ June 16, 2010
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turkey

a girl's pussy
by pseudonym April 19, 2004
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turkey sandwich

put Mayonnaise on your penis and place a slice of turkey on the girl's pussy then proceed to have sex.
by eaknasty February 21, 2009
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turkey

A country that hasn't given anything to the world. The most important buildings (Topkapi palace, Dolmabahce palace, Blue Mosque, Hagia Sophia, and all the other mosques in Istanbul) in it were built by Christians (Greeks, Armenians), the main dishes are from Persia, Arabia and Greece (ex. Lokum or so-called "Turkish Delight", Kebab and Pita bread, Dolma and Feta cheese), the tea is from China, the apricot's latin name is Prunus ARMENIACA and their women are a mix of civilizations (because they stole the land of Syrians, Armenians, Greeks, Pontic Greeks and Assyrians). Btw, their penal code is a copy of the Swiss one.
-Oh I want to go to Turkey...
-You meant, Anatolia...
by Vitilsky February 18, 2009
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turkey bomb

a turkey bomb is a portion of turkey meat put into a fully sealed jar filled with milk. assuming the mixture does not freeze, the two ingredients have a chemical reaction and will eventually explode. this is not a very powerful explosion but broken glass is always dangerous.
the turkey bomb finally soured enough to blow and fill the room with it's horrible odor.
by bender of portland November 7, 2004
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Turkey #4

A character from South Park whom Jerry Seinfeld did the voice for. Jerry's manager wasn't happy, but Jerry just wanted to be a part of South Park history.
Jerry Seinfeld, the best comedian ever, played Turkey #4?!?
by Heroic Ling Ling November 20, 2004
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