Meat Sprinkler

Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

by Larry Larry Larry July 4, 2018

packaged meat

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Meat Chandelier

In a gangbang, when one looks up at a chandelier of dicks and testicles above their face.

She admired her well-earned meat chandelier at the sex party.

by Intergalactic Raptor Babies June 11, 2018

meat truck

An ambulance.
Probably used most often if you know they aren't going to make it.
Or if you're a grim person.

"call for a meat truck, he's dead"
"get a meat truck, he's hurt bad"

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill March 24, 2019

hog meat

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.

Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.

by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019

Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019