Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

BEAN TIME

BEAN TIME=
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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock

p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true

by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021

It's Grumpin' Time

When it is time to Grump.

Epic Grumpyre: It's Grumpin' Time!

Matt: Oh no

by msmfart July 28, 2022

It's Grumpin Time

The Catchphrase of Epic Grumpyre from My Singing Monsters.

"The Shadow Elemental can hear even the most hushed lip-smacking of any Monster enjoying Treats, and particularly loves to mutter the catchphrase, "It's Grumpin time," as it enjoys a late night snack of its own."

by Jack the Weirdo Thing August 14, 2022

time pass

usually a boss older man of influence or power requesting sex from a much younger (usually woman.)

My boss requested a time pass, I told him no.

by jackflanders November 28, 2022