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A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.
To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020
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When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.
"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."
by Pwaaool February 3, 2021
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really though

used when the person talking either wants the person listening to believe them after the talker has joked around, or when the speaker believes that the listeners are not taking them seriously
your mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch, really though, your mama is stupid
by Kristen June 25, 2004
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Thoughty

Thoughtful; empathetic; showing consideration for others; considerate.
"Thank you for being so thoughty."

"That was awful thoughty of you."
by Roger Kincel October 27, 2008
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Second Thought

A political channel on YouTube that talks about how bad American capitalism is. He sometimes says in his videos that countries like China are "helping smaller countries to get out of American influence." If he covers a topic, most likely Vox has an explanation that won't make you go "Jesus christ what the fu*k was that about?!"
You: Hmm, a video on the housing crisis in America by a YouTube channel by the name of Second Thought. Hope it's good.

Second Thought: AMERICAN HOUSEING COMPANIES ARE BAD BECOUSE HOUSES COST MONEY!!!!!

You: Yeah, Vox has a WAY better explanation on this.
by Gigantic_Amogus March 19, 2022
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Thought Play

1) The art of foreplay, conducted from across the room with no words spoken and no moves made.
2) Engaging in imaginary foreplay with a willing partner, this can only be carried out when you are both aware of each other's dirty thoughts.

foreplay dirty thoughts
Saw this dude the other night and he was totally trying to thought play me.
by Rolla Jay November 23, 2010
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dirty-thought loogie

A large wad of sperm following or in effect of a dirty thought (which would be all sperm)
"Man... why did you have to leave your dirty-thought loogie all over the bathroom floor again?"
by Cyramez May 15, 2010
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