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Kentucky Thumb

While having sex in the doggie position, a man will slap his partners ass and immediately shove his thumb in his partners ass
Yea man, last night was crazy in bed. We were going hot and heavy until i gave her the "Kentucky thumb"
by Gunther05071 May 20, 2021
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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity
Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019
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Thumb Herding

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.
My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.
by Brain Stew July 24, 2011
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kentucky thumb

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

A sex position involving shoving your thumb into certain holes. Named after youtuber Kentucky Ballistics after shoving his thumb into his neck after his 50 cal exploded
Yeah, baby. You're definitely getting the Kentucky Thumb tonight
by MemesAreCancer May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

A sex position in which a man tenderly shoves his thumb into a woman's coochie while screaming "SLAP ROUND THIS... BABY!!!"
I'm gonna give her a good old Kentucky Thumb tonight
by Jtheinsane May 20, 2021
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