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Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 26, 2023
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bed bench

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.
by lamb777 December 11, 2010
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Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.
*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.
by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025
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Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.
She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.
by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019
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Bed

Something that you can sleep in.
We went to bed when mom told us.
by CJ_DA_BOSS November 30, 2021
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Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!
Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014
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palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets
“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”
by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024
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