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Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are
1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.
by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011
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Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.
Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023
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BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.
When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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Zoop time

When you zoop it is officially zoop time.
“Dude are you zooping

“Yes my guy, it is... zoop time”
by Dr.michael..Jackson October 24, 2019
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Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.
Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"
by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020
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ish time

The time zone used for uncertainty. If Ish is added to the end of a duration, the duration can be altered however the user wishes. Ish time is mainly used by lazy and forgetful giveaway hosts on Twitter like Ayenzie (@gaws247, aka @musicbyanz).
Why is this giveaway not drawn?
"It's running on Ish time"

In-text examples:

Ends in 2 hours-ish

Ends when I wake up-ish

Ayenzie-ish
by Twitter Slang December 29, 2020
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Timo Time

When Timo Werner decides to piss off every Chelsea fan by missing yet another open net.
You might want to stop watching the game now mate, Mount has just cut it back for Werner tap-in. It’s Timo Time.
by Fat Frank6969 February 9, 2021
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