National Joke Day

When someone says something SO outrageous you genuinely think it has to be part of a larger scheme

"I hate pickles"
"Is it National Joke day are you fucking serious"

by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025

thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand

jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you

by anonymous January 31, 2022

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Outside Joke

A fart. That's it.

Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: HEY! You commited outside joke.

by YTB808 studios July 11, 2022

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023

Joke

Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c

Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude

Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke

Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony

Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me

Pedro Pony: No wait, please

Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time

Pedro Pony: Nooo!

Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right

Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

Eric joke

A feeble attempt at humor by means of pointing out the obvious in a given situation. Not to be confused with "dad jokes", because Eric jokes are actually funny ☝️🤓

Hahhahaha did you just make an eric joke

by AgentYuva June 16, 2024