Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex
I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.
by T bones bartender May 20, 2011
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Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.
Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.
by DaKineRT March 24, 2011
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Tapping into

To have sex with someone -- generally male about female
Guy to his friend: Dude, are you tapping into that?
by Taleteller February 12, 2012
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Tant Tap

Dropping your pants and pushing your tant onto someone that is passed out at a party.
Bobby just passed out on the couch get a video of my Tant Tapping him.
by JonVan January 18, 2015
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Shoulder Tap

When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.
Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.
by Clean AsA Whistle June 19, 2021
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Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

Vodka
Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later
by SammyHammy May 26, 2023
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taps-aphobia

for uc davis students, fear of the ticketing service taps.
seeing a white truck with orange lights will cause you to experience taps-aphobia, panic and think "where's my car?!"
by .mclaire. December 15, 2006
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